glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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