Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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