Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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