if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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