I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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