The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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