why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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