I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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