i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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