Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
My pussy is not your playground.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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