he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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