there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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