Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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