READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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