I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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