in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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