She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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