That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
tell me about the eggs
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