he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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