sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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