yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
God, I missed his penis.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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