elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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