So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we're making bets on your personal life
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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