I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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