after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
