This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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