Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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