So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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