You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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