I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
it hurts more in the daytime
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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