We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have post one night stand depression
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