Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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