This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
