I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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