you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i came on her dog
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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