i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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