I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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