At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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