Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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