How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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