You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm too high and old for this...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Randomize
