I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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