Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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