So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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