i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
