i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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