hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Dignity is for republicans.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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