Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
it was like eating out sand paper
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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