sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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