Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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