god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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