And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
