god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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