I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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