Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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